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Wonderfully defined

Wonderfully described definitions…….

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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!+


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MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


Wonderfully defined 3

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present


Wonderfully defined 4

 

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


Wonderfully defined 5

 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


Wonderfully defined 6

 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!


Wonderfully defined 7

 

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage


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CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


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ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before


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CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read


Wonderfully defined 11

 

SMILE:
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!


Wonderfully defined 12

 

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


Wonderfully defined 13

 

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth


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ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do


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COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together


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EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes


Wonderfully defined 17

 

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions


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PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead


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DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip


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OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river


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OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”


Wonderfully defined 22

 

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

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MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!


Wonderfully defined 24

 

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature


Wonderfully defined 25

 

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught


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BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


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POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later


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DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

 

(contributed by : user Kumar on 07.07.2011)


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