Save water – Shower with your friend.
Love thy neighbour – But don’t get caught.
When two’s company – Three is the result!
One should love animals – They are so tasty.
Work fascinates me – I can look at it for hours!
Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop.
Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep.
Success is a relative term – It brings so many relatives.
Money is not everything – There is Master card & Visa.
Hard work never kills anybody – But why takes the risk!
Never put off the work till tomorrow – what you can put off today.
Wise men never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Every man should marry – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.
A dress is like a barbed fence – It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt – Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man – And behind every satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.
The more you learn, the more you know – The more you know, the more you forget – The more you forget, the less you know – So why learn?
(contributed by A Mohan Rao on 23.02.2011)